Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes