Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.
Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.
Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could
climb trees well!
How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.
They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough
already.
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana.
What's yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."
What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.
What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.
What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippers !
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana. |
