Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!
Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !
Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!
What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
antphibian !
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano
?
Discordant !
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !
What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some
tics ?
All sorts of antics !
What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A
truant !
Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Frants
!
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An
ant's mouth !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get
time to show up at picnics ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique
!
What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants &
Astronants !
What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
!
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle ?
Your great-ant !
What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !
What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !
What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant
Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant ! |
