What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
Do steam rollers really roll
steam?
Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Why is it that at class reunions you
feel younger than everyone else looks?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Does
killing time damage
eternity?
How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?
How come wrong numbers are never
busy?
How long will a floating point operation
float?
You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?
How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of progress?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
How many weeks
are there in a light
year?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
popular?
Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?
If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?
If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?
Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?
Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?
What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?
If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would
happen
if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and
dropped it?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
Do fish get thirsty?
Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?
If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?
Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?
If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park
on driveways?
Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?
How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?
If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?
Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candidate gets
elected?
Don't you just hate the blatant
materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what
you
got?
If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?
If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?
Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?
If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?
Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?
Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP? |
